Rather suddenly during a road trip.
Beth: "OMG. I just realized that raisins are the mashed up insides of a Fig Newton; Oh wait... that's not right..."____________________________________________________
Tobin: (raises eyebrows)
The Blame Game : 6-Jun-2011
An irritable Beth's response to several of Tobin's cryptic answers.
Beth: "Thank you! Jesus Christ!"____________________________________________________
Tobin: "He has nothing to do with it."
Beth: "..."
Tobin: "Bethany Moore: Blaming Jesus since 1979."
The Sounds of Sleep : 28-Jan-2011
A late night conversation no one should have to hear.
Tobin: (sheets ruffling) "something unintelligible"____________________________________________________
Beth: "What?"
Tobin: (sheets ruffling) "something unintelligible"
Beth: "WHAT?"
Tobin: (sheets ruffling) "something unintelligible"
Beth: "I can't hear you over the 'sheet thunder'."
Tobin: "What?!"
Beth: (ruffles sheets violently to demonstrate)
Tobin: (laughing) "I thought you meant..." (Farts Loudly)
Freudian Split : 20-Jan-2011
Amelia loves to crawl on everyone, my friends' son is no exception.
Leah: "Amelia stepped on Jude's tentacles."____________________________________________________
Who doesn't like a close shave : 6-Sept-2010
Jody describing a recent lawn-mowing mis-hap.
Jody: "I could hear the worms screaming."____________________________________________________
It's all in the wrist : 4-Sept-2010
Beth: "I'm going to take you to Coney Island and win me a teddy bear!"____________________________________________________
Don't Ask, Don't Tell : 4-Sept-2010
This is why we don't talk about any tummy aches in my family.
Jody: "You're going to sh*t through the eye of a needle."____________________________________________________
Won't you please? : 4-Sept-2010
My aunt asked me a favor.
Miriam: "Will you be my neighbor on FarmTown?"____________________________________________________
Beth: (giggle)
Miriam: "I am not Mr. Rogers!"
Auto-Correct is a bitch : 30-Aug-2010
A portion of Tobin's IM message to our friend Pete.
Tobin: "Crazy some and rain."____________________________________________________
Pete: "yup. its nasty out."
Pete: "makes me want to go get starbucks...."
Tobin: "It's OMG down here. GPS shower way and get things organized to go.
Tobin: "wtf was that sentence"
Pete: "I dont know, but it rocked pretty hard"
As opposed to? : 9-Aug-2010
While seated at the table, eating breakfast.
Tobin: "I just had an apostrophe!"____________________________________________________
Not even just a nibble? : 10-Sept-2009
In the middle of a small meeting.
Pat: "If you were driving around with a dead body in the passenger seat, and a body part fell off, would you pick it up and eat it?"____________________________________________________
Everyone else in the room: "..."
Why do I feel lightheaded? : 27-Aug-2009
After hours at the office.
Beth: "Is that an electric or gas powered vacuum?"____________________________________________________
Is that a euphemism, or are you just happy to see me? : 2-Aug-2009
When explaining how she told her daughters to decline an offered cigarette.
Tammy: "No thanks. I only smoke sausages."____________________________________________________
Neither can I : ????
Beth: "I can't tell time in the dark."____________________________________________________
Among other things : ????
Andy: "You know what would hurt? A Stapler."____________________________________________________
Do we need a mental health day? : ????
Kim: "I just realized that quite a few items on my desk could be used as a weapon."____________________________________________________
Canadian/Alaskan Triangle : ????
Josh: "You drove through Canada when you moved from Alaska to Pennsylvania?"____________________________________________________
Beth: "Yes."
Josh: "Did you drive through any other countries?"
Beth: "..."
Pasta, pasta, pasta; meatball! : ????
Chris: "My wife made this pasta with noodles."____________________________________________________
RAWR! : ????
Andy: "I did a dumb thing."____________________________________________________
Beth: "What?"
Andy: "I looked up 'cougar' on You-Tube."
Trains : ????
Kim: "Do the trains only go one way?"____________________________________________________
Beth: "No..."
Kim: "But there's only one set of tracks."
They come in all sizes : ????
While driving through a tunnel blasted out of the side of a mountain.
Beth: "What do you think those rocks are made of?"____________________________________________________
